Fun with English

A few fun bloomers were mentioned when I donned my technical writing hat this week.

• “Finally, check for maladjusted screws.”
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• Machines that use “micro witches.”
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• Machines that “present you with a massage when you open the door.”
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• On Twitter: “When the button is clicked, all the twits are removed, and new twits are displayed in their place.”